Convo Snippets

by Jill

Regarding the cat purring and headbutting his way in between us:

J: Brother, you sound like a pigeon.
D: His asshole doesn’t look very good.
J: What do you mean it doesn’t look very good? Stop looking at it.
D: It’s like he’s got problems with his anal glands or something. It looks like it exploded.
J: …