I Started Work This Morning in a Pissy Mood
But now that Best Week Ever listed its 20 Geniously Retarded Gift Ideas for Under $20, my day is brighter. I am no longer annoyed by incompetent business owners simply because of this photo of a hamster eating popcorn while wearing pink wedges:
Did I ever mention that I had hamsters as a kid? Well, I did and they ruled. Peaches, Pumpkin, Precious, Richie T. Starr, Queenie, Snowy, Daisy, and some others. Oh dear, I’m nuts.