Dreams: They Really Can Come True!

by Jill

I know my birthday is still over a month and a half away but I’ve already started thinking about things that would make it awesome.

  1. A day at the spa (I’d settle for a one hour deep tissue massage)
  2. A cake with an airbrushed picture of a gangsta cat (a plus if it’s Brother)
  3. Dinner (anywhere; I’m not too hard to please)
  4. The Oxford English Dictionary (a 20-volume set—not gonna happen)

Okay, I really only want the airbrushed cake. It kills me to think about it. Hilarious! (Or maybe it’s only funny if you know my cats.)

Turning 31 is no joke, peeps!