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The Ten Best Episodes of Dawson’s Creek! The best part of the episode in which Abby dies is when Jen Linley stands up at the funeral and gives her remembrance speech: “Abby taught me how to do tequila shooters . . . with one hand behind my back!” Fucking classic. Cracks me up every time. And to this day, I hear that line in my head EVERY SINGLE TIME I do a shot of tequila. God damn you, Linley. Way to ruin my tequila shooting experience. Bitch.
Quit your job, play Guitar Hero professionally. Or, if you’re still in high school, drop out! You’ll never use calculus in real life, anyway. This whole story is just crazy. I don’t even know what to think except . . . $80,000?! For playing a video game?
The superiority of a Special Edition Reese’s Cup to the regular cup is undeniable. I love when other people get fanatical about Reese’s. Slashfood blogger Kristyn knows what’s up: the Easter Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg is, by far, at the head of class when it comes to ranking the Special Edition Cups.
Philadelphians, big tippers? I should ask D what he thinks about this one.